DIWALI, Joke starts today .

Boy : Amma andha red colour vedi vedichaa nalla sound varuma?

Mom : Saniyane adhu Gas Cylinder.

Darling

Gang leader Ganapathy

Vinayagar is
good Role model

for Youth:-


He didn't fall in love..


He didn't comit with any girl..


He never got married..


But,

He simply sittin@g

in all the corner

of the street

& sight all girls..

avar kadavul illa namma

Gang leader

Antha neram

Hossana song after recieving question paper in an exam hall :-

"Antha neram anthi neram,kan parthu kandhalagi,pona neram etho aache...
Oh questions kaiyil vandhachu, appavin thittu ellam kaatrodu poye pochu...
Hosanna...
En benchai thaandi ponale,Hosanna...
Answer ondrum sollamale...
Naan mental agiren,
sukku nooragiren,
aval pona pinbu,enthan bittai thedi pogiren...Hellooooo..
By
the film
ARREAR THAANDI VARUVAAYAA

Happy Navarathiri

This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Navratri.

This Navratri light the lamp of happiness, prosperity and knowledge, Happy

Navratri!

Friend Veetuku Poi Irundaen Pa !

A Boy was Late 2 Home:

His Dad:
"Engada Pona Ivlo Neram...?"


Boy:
"Friend Veetuku Poi Irundaen Pa!"


(Dad Called his 10 Friends)


5 friends Answered:
"Yes, Inga Vandirunthan Uncle!"


3 friends Answered:
"Ippo than Kelambinan Pa!"


2 friends Answered:
"Inge than Irukan Uncle, Padichitirukom!"

Phone Ah Avan kita Kodukatuma pa!"

Dad: ADAPPAVINGALA ??!!!!


Thats friendship..!!
Ippadi ovovoru frndum theva machan...

Super Hihoo

Avalin Mugathil Vadintha Viyarvai Thuliyai Kanda Pothu Arinthu Konden

Nilavil Thanneer Ullathu Enpathai.

NIGHT is not a word

NIGHT is not a word. It has a deeper meaning.

It stands for:

(N) New

(I) Insights for

(G) Greater

(H) Heights

(T) Tomorrow

Definition of First Love

Definition of First Love-

'First love is like getting water in

a hot Desert..!

Once we drink it,we get to knw its not water.

Its"Petrol"..

MEDICAL TIPS

MEDICAL TIPS: if u sleep on ur left side, u r putting pressure on ur heart wid d extra body weight, while d heart beat has to continue pumping blood as usual.

This additional burden wears the heart out more quickly. 

Think about it you spend more than one third of ur life sleeping.

To reduce d strain on ur heart. 

Sleep on your right side or on your back. 

This simple technique add years to your life. 

Take care of your heart......

Girls kooda paesina

PRINCIPAL : Girls kooda paesina oru naalaikku 100Rs fine,

                      . rendaavadhu naal paesina 200Rs fine..

STUDENT : Sir idhukku rate cutter poda mudiyaadha.?

Height of customer care

Height of customer care,

.

.

.

Swiss banks to open on ATM in,

.

.

.

.

.

.

TIHAR JAIL.......

Lovers in Beach

Girl:Enkita unaku pidichathu ena?

Anbana mugama?

Alakana mugama?

Panivana kunama?

.

.

.

Boy:Unnoda intha comedy than........

Broken heart

U hurt me & then u say sorry.....

But hurt again,

U say u dont love me....then u show some love,

Then ignore me again,

U treat me just as a Toy....Which u need when u are bored....

Then u throw away,

Just like a think that u pick up in need....only in need....

Then u find it useless,

But my heart pains each time, I see u happy with some one else,

Bcoz I still want to be happy with me....

And just want ur arms to die in....

JUST WANT U TO BE ONLY MINE.,......

Youngsters' life

Youngsters' life is
full of troubles..
Studies.. Job.. Love...
New one is...
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Facebook layout !

Ovvoru Frndum Theva machan

Love is docomo,do the new.
Marriage is idea,can change ur life
Wife is hutch,where ever u go she follows


But
Friendship is airtel.
Ovvoru Frndum Theva machan !

Cellphone Vangurathum

Cellphone
Vangurathum
Marriage
Pandrathum Onnu.

Rendume
Konjam Wait
Panni iruntha
Innum Nalla Model
Kidachirukumenu
Pinnadi Feel
Panna Vaikum...

Parthiban: Bannana evlo

Parthiban: Bannana evlo?

Vadivelu: Onnuu 1 rupee

Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?

Vadivelu: 60 paisaku tholdhaan varum.

Parthiban: 40 paisa thola

vachukettu paalatha kudu

Nee than bilgates ah

Vadivel: ne than bilgates ah?
Bilgates: s, wat do u want?
Vadivel: yenna computer company vachi nadathura? my pictures nu iruku, open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.
Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu.
My doc nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illaye pa.:-P
Bilgates:...?!

I Love You..(multi lang)

English:
I Love You..

Malayalam:
Njan ninne pranayikunnu..

Tamil:
Naan unnai kadhalikiren..

Hindi:
May tumse pyaar kartha hoo..

Telungu:
Neinu ninni premisthanu..

Kannada:
Nanugei nin melae preethi..

This will be very useful when you see other state figures......

Improve our general knowledge...

Onga ponnu Thean moli

Sindhu:Tamil moliya vida sirunda moli yethu
Student: onga ponnu Thean moli than teacher
sindhu:-..!

3 ways to write exam

3 ways to write exam: Looking up for 'INSPIRATION', Looking down for 'CONCENTRATION', Looking around for 'INFORMATION'.....

BIRTHDAY GAME

BIRTHDAY GAME: Add ur b'day date & know abt urself.
For ex:15.3.1990
1+5+3+1+9+9+0=28=2+8=10=1+0=1
if u get
1 = ur love is true
2 = ur family is gud
3 = ur voice is sweet
4 = your life is great
5 = ur lover is waitng for u
6 = sema talent person
7 = intelligent
8 = born to win
9 = confused person..!

Manaivu pearuku dhaan

Archagar: Archanai unga pearuka ila unga manaivi pearuka?
Bhakthar: Manaivu pearuku dhaan.. Yeanaku dhaan daily veatla archana nadakudthea......

Polaikiradhu kashtam

Wife takes very ill husband to doctor...
Doc says to wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in gud mood...
Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss ur problems with him.
Stop watching tv shows & facebook.
Dont demand new jewels.
If u can do this for one year ur husband will be ok...

On the way to home, husband asks wife: What did doctor say..?

Wife: Polaikiradhu kastamnu sollitaar...:)

Kan imaikkum nerathil

Kan imaikkum nerathil servathu Kadhal alla........
Kan imai moodum varai sernthu iruppathea Kadhal......

Window jacket(adult only)

Wife : Ithuku than jannel vacha jacket poda mattenu sonen ketengala.
Hus : yen yena achu..
wife : rathiri poonai vandu ella palayum kudichutu poyiduchu.

Figure set aagum

*12th failaana Vettaikaran anushka madiri figure set aagum.

*10th failana Padikadhavan Thamana Madhri Oru figure Set Aagum,

*Arrear Vecha baskaran nayanthara Madhri Oru Ponnu Set aagum.
But,

*Nalla Padicha..

Kaadhal Konden Dhanush Nilamai dhaan,
So, Paathu padinga.!!!

She is always there for you

Mom - She wears you 9 months in her heart.
Mom - A name that no one could replace.
Mom - She is always there for you.
Mom - Who gives her life for you.
Mom - The only female person in your life whom you can trust.

Kan imai moodum

Kan imaikkum nerathil servathu Kadhal alla........
Kan imai moodum varai sernthu iruppathea Kadhal......

En vazhvil un

En vazhvil un paguthiyai maranthu vida solli sentru vittai.......
En vazhvin anaithu paguthiyum nee than enpathu theriyatha unakku???

Silaruku mazhai thuli pidikum

''Silaruku mazhai thuli pidikum,
silaruku pani thuli pidikum,
aanal,yaar meethavathu unmaiyaga anbu vaithu  par,
kanner thuli kuda pidikum...

Muthal kadhal varum pothu

Muthal kadhal varum pothu nammidam entha thakuthium irupathillai........

Ella thakuthium irukkum pothu muthal kadhal varuvathillai.....

Unnai pirinthu irukkum

Unnai pirinthu irukkum nodikalil than unarnthen,
Kadikaramum kolai seiyum endru.

Aval anumathi intri

Aval anumathi intri avalai thoduven..
Avalin kaneerai thudaippatharkku mattum...

Aval ennai virumpa villai

Munbu enaku theriyamal enaku vantha kadhal......
Indru enakku therinthea varukirathu,
Aval ennai virumpa villai ena therinthum......

Poothirukkum pookal

Poothirukkum pookal ellam poojaikku payanpaduvathillai....,
Parkinra mukangal ellam ninaivukku varuvathillai.....
Aanal nee mattum yen en manathil oviyam pola pathinthu vittai......
Manathil pathintha unnai marakkavum mudia villai,Maraikkavum mudia villai.......

Kadhal enpathu

Kadhal enpathu pullin methu ulla pani thuli pola,
azhakai irukkum nilaippathu ilai.......

Azhagana oru ulagam....

kavithai :
Thaedi paarthen innamum kidaika villai.....
 En nanbargalai vida azhagana oru ulagam....

New method to propose love..

Boy:Neenga parka en lover mathiri irukenga.  
Girl:Apadina unga lover name ena?
Boy:Atha neenga than sollanum

Have an Ice morning

Have an Ice morning
with
Buttering messages,
Chocolaty calls,
Creamy thoughts,
Fruity funs
with
Plumpy Plays
&
Jumpy joys.
A sweet day for YOU
Good morning..

CUTEST PROPOSAL

CUTEST PROPOSAL
boy: can u plz close ur eyes for a moment?
Grl: ok,done
boy: thanx,what a darkness isn't it?
Grl: yeah
boy: that is my life without u :-):-)

Lovely line from a true friend

Lovly line from a true friend:
Fight with me, Hurt me, Tease me, Make me cry!
But in the end of my life give me your shoulder when I die...

College vs ajith Films

College vs ajith Films

=============

Class: ullasam

Principal: villan

H.O.D: citizen

Lecturer: Jee

Students: "RAJA"

Boys: kathal manan

Girls: kandukonden kandukonden

Seniors: Aegan

Fight: attakasam

Love: poovellam un vasam

College Campus:

Kathal kottai

Attendence: ne varuvai yena

Exam: Kireedom

Arrear: varalaru

College life: Amarkalam

Totally

College Life:

"Mangatha"da.

Money money money money =

"MARAKKA" theriyavillai

Ellam therintha unakku ennai ninaikka "theriyavillai"

Ethuvum theriyatha enakku unnai "MARAKKA" theriyavillai.........

SWAMI NITAYANANDA'S words

SWAMI NITAYANANDA'S "Golden Words"
Love the lady
But dont touch the Body...
If you touch the Body...
Some KD will Make a CD...!!!

Happy ONAM

"O" rumayude

"N" anmayude

"A" ghoshathinte

"M" alayaaliyude

"PONNONAM"

veendum "VARAVAAYI"

Oraayiram

"ONASAMSAKAL"

உன் காதலை சொல்லி

உன் காதலை சொல்லி என்னை காதலனாக்கு!
இல்லை மறுப்பை சொல்லி கவிஞனாக்கு!

பூ என்பது ஒரெழுத்து

பூ என்பது ஒரெழுத்து,அதை சூடும் பெண் என்பவள் இரண்டெழுத்து, அந்த பெண்ணால் வரும் காதல் முன்றுயெழுத்து அந்த காதலால் வரும் மரணம் நான்கெழுத்து இதுவே இன்றைய இளைஞர்களின் தலையெழுத்து....

Oh Anbe...

Elephant & Mouse got Love Marriage.
Next day itself Elephant Died.

Mouse told

"Oh Anbe...
Oru nal Kadhalukaga Ayusu fulla kuli thonda Vachutiye"

Friendship is like chocolate

Love is like a
chewing gum,
It tastes only in the beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
It tastes till it ends!

12 types frnds

12 types frnds undu. Neenga enaku entha type frnd-nu
Pakalam
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Select one number.
Reply fast.

Amazing but true...

Amazing but true...

"There may be more than 8.5 billion people in this world...


But,



sometimes we really need just one..!

Girl crying

Girl crying.
Boy-whats wrong?
Girl-nothin.
Boy-hugd her and said sorry.
Girl-y did u say sorry.
Boy-becoz i was not there to protect u from the person who made u cry :'(


moral.

Oru velakenna moralum illa...

Chance kedacha katti pudichidu.... ;) ;)

SARDAR CALL TO AIRPORT RECEPTION

SARDAR CALL TO AIRPORT RECEPTION :

Sardar:Mumbai to England how much hours journey?

Receptionist : plz One second sir..

Sardar : kokka makka enna speed..

Enaku unna vitta yaru erukka

Manasu sari illainu Dr kitta ponen... Dr test panitu edhavadhu 1 loosuku sms anupu sariyaidum nu sonnar... Neeye sollu enaku unna vitta yaru erukka?...:-P

Way to say 'Good morning'

"Sun" Tv la

"K" Tv la

"Jaya" Tv la

"Vijay" Tv la

"Sun" music la

"SS" music la

"Raj" Tv la

"Suryan" Fm la

"Radio" mirchi la

"Rainbow" la

"E" Mail la

"Post" la

"Newspaper" la

Sollalaamnu...

Nenachaen...

Aana Finance

"Problem"

"So"

"Sms" la Solren
"GooD MoRnInG"

Dhoni's wife from kitchen

Dhoni's son :
Amma amma, appava paru sixer sixera adikkuraru.
Dhoni's wife from kitchen : seriya paru pa adhu BOOST advertisement ah irukkum..

Beautiful Lines about Ego & Love!

Life always lies betwen Ego & Love! Love says: "Let's msg dem." Bt Ego says: "Let dem msg me." Feel da differnce! Luv ur frnds & not ur ego..

The first love

The first love for men & first delivery for women is unforgetable in their whole life.. Because both gives them more pain and more happines..

Naan Surya maathiri

Sema Nose Cut:-

Boy: I luv u.

Girl: Naan Surya maathiri irukara paiyana thaan luv pannuven.

Boy: Naan Surya maathiri irundhaa unna yendi luv panna poran.!!

Tomorrow test. .

Patient1 : Enna Book Padikire? Patient2 : 'Blood' Pathi Padikiraen. Patient1 : why? Patient2 : Doctor Sollitaar, Nalaikku Enakku Blood Test'aam.

Thought of the day

Thought of the day
"if laughter was the best medicine then why it gave pain when some one laughed at you"

Only Special person

Only Open Heart receive Love..!!

Only Pure Mind receive Feelings..!!

Only Good hands receive Touch..!!

Only Special person receives my Sms.!

Teachers' Day

Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan birthday is celebrated in India as Teachers' Day on 5 September.

Teachers are one of the greatest people whom you can across in your life. They are not only the selfless givers but also the mentors of your life. At every step of your life, you come cross teachers who devote their entire life in the enlightenment of students like you. 

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us.

Life is a journey and your words have been a guiding light throughout.

Happy Teachers’ Day!

Dhanush Dialog sms . . .

Dhanush Dialog:
Msg na ungaluku avalavu kevalama pocha,
kalaila alaram vachu,alaram satham veetuku kekkama off pannitu,
gud mrg nu msg panna,msg sending failed! nu varum paatha balance irukadhu adhayum meeri EC panna kadaiku poi 10rs ku rechrg panna avan nambala asingama paapan!
andha asingathayum meeri ungaluku sms anupna adhuku replay anupa ungalala mudila...yenna moaraipu...mudinja oru good sms anupunga...

Mörñiñg is ä wöñdérfül

Mörñiñg is ä wöñdérfül öppörtüñity

tö wish

tö Lövé

tö Cäré

tö Smilé

Äñd tö see yöu iñ gööd mööd

Happy morñiñg!

Hävé ä Lövély däy.

Friend like U

Nobody teaches Sun 2 rise, Fish 2 swim, birds 2 fly, Plant 2 grow, Child 2 cry,n Nobody teaches a heart 2 choose a friend like U.

Anything without frndz

Short & best:
"Celebrating anything without frndz is like enjoying a cartoon on radio.."
Miss U all frndz. . :-(

An excellent sentence

An excellent sentence written on a board on national highway:

Go slow, unless u have an urgent appointment with God!:-)

Pesiye Kolgiradhu Avalathu Kangal

Kavidhai:

Yennidam Pesamal Kolgiradhu

Aval Udhadugal!

Aanal!

Pesiye Kolgiradhu

Avalathu Kangal!.::)

Naan Nesidathai

Amma Lines!

Naan Irappathal Ennaku bayam illai

Aanal,

en bayam Ellam Naan Iranthapin yaar Unnai Nesipparkal Naan Nesidathai Pola

By

"AMMA"

Senthil : unga Kadaila

Senthil : unga Kadaila mattum ''murukku'' romba kasappa irukku....
Kavandamani : Dai kamarakatu mandaya, adhu murukku illa da! ''kosuvarthi''..