Kaakha yen karupa iruku?

Kaakha yen karupa iruku?





Yena adhu veila romba suthuthu...
Ye dandanaka.

Un uyir Natpukku

NANBAN:
viral vittu enna mudiyaadha Nanbarkal matthiyil .,
Endrum En viral kortthu Nadakkum un uyir Natpukku endrum nan Adimai dhan.!!

today msg . . .

Reason why jayalalitha is giving free goat and cow...?




Because both shouts as 'AMMA' ;-)

Bill gates says

Bill gates says:
I am not a university topper,
But,
2day all university toppers are my employees...
try 2 make changes. think positive...!

Best msg

Best msg: love is a very expensive gift... so don't expect it from everybody...? Bcoz not all are rich by heart....!!

College comedy

College comedy:

Poi Endru Therinthum Vetkame illamal Sollum
Ore Oru Varthai!


Machi "Adutha Semesterla Irunthu Nalla Padikkanum"

The privelege of FRIENDSHIP

The privelege of FRIENSHP is dat v cn talk nonsense all d time n d funny thing is dat
.
.
.
Nonsense is Understood, Discussed, Valued,Liked & Respected.

Soup special (kadi)

"aattu cala soup
vaikalam,
koli cala soup
vaikalam,
but
missed cala
soup vaika
mudiuma .?"

Nammai Thedi Varum

"Vittu Kodukum Thanmai Namaku Irunthaal, Naam Vitu Kodutha Anaithum Oru Naal Nammai Thedi Varum.."

Take a deep sleep

The most Sweetest relation in world is pillow.
Because When u r tired u relax on it.
When u r sad u drop tears on it.
When u r angry u Punch it &
When u r happy u hug it.
Now d pillow is waiting for u.
So go 2 bed.
Take a deep sleep..Gud nyt:-)

WORLD'S BEST MESSAGE

"Aasaigal illaadha manidhane illai"...


EXAMPLE: Manidhargal yaarum aasai pada koodaadhu yendru
"aasai pattavar "
"Buddhar"...
....

Cute insult sms.

Cable illatha phone oru fashion ayiduchu. Athupole brain illatha thalayum oru naal fashion akum Oh! sweety........ anaiku nee oru kalaku kalakuva.

Mr.bean i am going

Mr.bean: "I am going" apadina ennada
Man: na poren
Mr.bean: dei dei plz da meaning sollitu poda..

'I Love U Sister'

Man1 : Nursukku love letter kodukkirappo mistake pannitten da...

Man2 :

ennachu..?

Man1 : 'I Love U Sister'nu eluthitten....!!!

Way to intro daughter-in-law

Amma: magane, enna pa pandra..

Son: padichikitiruken ma.

Amma: very good enna padikira?

Son: un marumaga anupuna sms padikiren,

Amma:???

True friendship.

True friendship is not leaving behind old frnds wen u find sum new ones.. Its al abt preserving dried rose b/w pages inspite being gifted a rose daily.

Friends are friends

One true line About my friends from my Heart: "Everyone is Not My Friend... But My Friends Are Not Just Like everyone..."

Our village english proverb:

Our village english proverb:

1. For good cow, one heat.
2. Bad donkey, small wall.
3. 5 not bending, 50 also no bend.
4. For crow,its kutty gold kutty.
5. For elephant also leg slip.
6. Study hand size, no study world size.
7. Ant move, stone melt...
8. Seven donkey age aagudhu innuma puriyala?

Nakall sms. . .

BUS CONDUCTOR:- thampi ulla than kadal mathiri idam irrukula ulla va pa
.STUDENT:-
enaku neechal thaeriathu sir na karayilaye nikiraen...

Birthday gift

Gal:wer s my bday gift?
Boy:u see dat red BMW car on the othr sid of road
gal(excitingly):yes!
Boy:i m going 2 buy u a nailpolish of dat same color
gal:!!!

Asinga pattan da ambani

Ambani: If i start driving my car @ sunrise, i won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset...

Man: Even i had such a useless car but i sold it !! ;)

Station master and man at r.s

Man: Vaigai Exp Poiducha?
Station Master:No
Man: Pandian?
S.M:No.
Man:Nellai?
S.M:No,Sir. Neenga Yenga Poganum?
Man:Thandavalatha Thaandi Poganum.

Words of Lincoln

Both SUCCESS & FAILURE
are VITAL in our LIFE
As..
"SUCCESS introduces a MAN
to the WORLD"
&
"FAILURE introduces
d WORLD to a MAN.."

Easy 2 read dis.. Dificult to folow..

:-)Easy is 2 get a place in some 1's addrs book....
:-(Dificult is 2 get a place in some 1's heart...

:-)Easy is 2 promise something 2 some1...
:-(Dificult is 2 fulfil tat promise.....

:-)Easy is 2 hurt some1 who loves us...
:-(Dificult is 2 heal d wound....

:-)Easy is 2 judge d mistakes of others...
:-(Dificult is 2 recognize our own mistakes...

:-)Easy 2 read dis..
Dificult to folow..!!:-)

Thelintha neeril un mugam

"Thelintha neeril un mugam!
Enakko uyir pogum thaagam!
Kaipattal kalainthu vidum un mugam!

Pogattum uyir,un mugatthai parthu kondae"

class room and exam hall

Wat is d diffnce btw class room and exam hall
Class room la thooguna Elupi ques kaepanka.

Exam hall la Qustn kothu thoonga vaipanga.

Santhanam Remix Dialogue

Santhanam Remix Dialogue:

Unna Friend'a Mathichi msg Anupuna,

Nee Enna Pannanum..

Sollu da Chellam..nu kekanum ila msg'a Save Pananum,

Illa Forward Pananum.

Atha Vittutu Yethukaga Delete Pannara.

Illa Theriyama Dhan Kekuran.

Nee Enna Avlo Periya

Appatucker ah.

Varusathuku Oru Thadava Booster Pottu Sappa msg Anupra Unake Avalavu ADHUPU na...

Masam Masam Booster Pottu Suthi Suthi msg Anupra Engaluku Evalavu ADHUPU Irukkum...illa Evalavu Adhupu Irukkum'nra.

Uyir kappan thozhan

Man1:Mapla nethu naan sagurathunu mudivu panni malai utchikku poyitten.
Man2:Ayyayo appuram machi.




Man1:Andha nerathula nee good afternoon nu msg anuppuniya vettipaya neeye uyiroda suthum pothu naan yethukku saganum nu vanthutten.
uyir kappan thozhannu periyavanga summava sonnanga...

Bachlors sms..

>>En uyir ulla varai unakku sms anuppi kondiruppen.

Endravathu oru naal anuppamal irunthal andru enaku




Figure Set Aayiruchinnu Artham....
by bachlors..

Special tea for u..

? Special tea for u..
? With lots of love..
? To wish a
? Very pleasent morning...
? have
?a
? energetic
? day..!

Touchable lines (Friendship)

If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

Better give ur hand to someone

Better give ur hand to someone who will never leave u alone.Rather than holding a hand which is not open for u..
Live life the way it comes.

Funny advise(wear helmet)

Mandiri : Manna neenga poruku pogum pothu yen 'kavasam' podureenga?

Mannar : kavasam podulaina enakku 'thevasam' senjuruvanga.
This message is not a joke, So please wear HELMET while driving. nalla Message ah ippadiyum sollalam
pass it ur all lovable friends...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

To live a lifetime,v need brains,reflexes, knowledge, commonsense, and mental qualities.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
U r managing without them..

Unmaiyana natpu ku samarppanam

Unmaiyana natpu ku samarppanam:-

"En annai Kooda
Vara Maattal En Iruthi Oorvalathil...

En Nanban Varuvan Ennai Sumanthu Sella"..

Kadhal Kavidhai

Indru En Kallaraiku Aval Vaitha Rojavai...Andru En Kaiyil Koduthirunthaal... Kallaraiku Kodutha En Uyirai avaluku koduthirupen..

Naughty sms.

MAN1:Ungala edhuku ellarum adichanga?

MAN2:Busla porappa en photo
oru ladyoda
kaal kita vilundhuduchu
" MADAM "
Koncham kaala thookunga photo
edukkanumnu sonnen....idhu
thappa....
:-)

''Ennamo yetho'' song from "ko" flim

Two karapan poochi goes to chennai in bus.. They hear ''Ennamo yetho'' song from "ko" flim. Both karapan poochi died,
Why.?
because it is 'HIT'song
Don't cry

Terrible english by PT sir

1) There is no wind in the football.
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
3) you rotate the ground 4 times.
4) you go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you slap.
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7)Close the window airforce is coming.
8)I have two daughters and both are girls.
9) Stand in a straight circle.
&the best one...
10)Why Haircut not cut..?

Perfect relationship

Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry,upset or irritated with each other,its how fast you resolve & bounce back to normal..

TAMILSMS-Latest SMS Collections !: 'software'na ena, 'hardware'na

TAMILSMS-Latest SMS Collections !: 'software'na ena, 'hardware'na

'software'na ena, 'hardware'na

Senthil: Annae Annae 'software'na ena, 'hardware'na Ennanae?

koundamani: adeai bluetooth Mandaya,
"Chedi"ya Pudunguna varume adhu Soft veru,
"Maratha" Pudunguna Athu Hard veru' da..
Ithuku than urukulla oru
"ALL IN ALL"
ALLAGUraja . Thevainu solrathu.............!

Best Ads

Forest Dept:
"Love trees but don't love under d trees...."

&

Traffic dept:
''Donate blood, but not on Roads.''

Giving up makes it permanent...

"...Every lost game inspires us to try one more time

Always remember, defeat is temporary

but

Giving up makes it permanent..."

"APATAKAR" DAY

Hi..Today is
"APATAKAR" DAY
Yaar Yellam
"APATAKAR"Nu Ungalukku Thonutho Avangalukku Intha Sms Anupunga
Yenaku Therinja No.1
"APATAKAR"
Neengathan....

Epavey kanna ketuthey

Vadivel: sir daily parcel vangareenga athuku ingaye sapida vendiyathu thane?
Parthiban : sorry sir Doctor hotela sapida kudathunu solli irukar athan...

Welcom 2 GUD Ni8 Restaurant

Welcom 2
GUD Ni8
Restaurant


Menu:
cool pillow
cool bed
hot Blanket

Discnt on bil:
free sweet dreams.
Thank u,
plz visit again....
Gud ni8..:-)

"U" r safe in my Heart

Just Imagine.,

U r in a dark room.
All the walls r shaking,
The room is full of blood, Guess where R U?
Dont worry
"U" r safe in my Heart . If u like ME send ME. If you get 6 bck you are loved by every 1

Life means

Life means, missing expected things and facing unexpected things' . So live it without any tension..

A True Flashback

Oneday a Dog was going ucchaa on the wall,

Suddenly the wall fell on the Dog, then the Dog died on the spot.
From that incident, All the dogs decided to keep 1 leg as support to wall while going ucchaa.
So sad. . .;-(
Hello, sirikadheenga pa, it's sad news...

I remember you My Friend

Flower remembers bees,
Fish remembers water,
Tree remembers the rain,
At this moment I remember you My Friend

Naama thunguvom..

The World Record for Time Without Sleep is 264Hrs (11Days) by RANDY GARDNER In 1965..!



Avan kadakuran vettipayan.. Naama thunguvom.. :-)

- good night..

What is Recession?

Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife',
That Critical Phase of Life is called Recession!!;-)

Ava Unnoda Sister

Girl fri: Bike la yarkuda pona da?
Boy: Sister'de!

Girl : Appuram ethuku shal vechu face cover pani irundha?
Boy: Ava Unnoda
Sister'de

Ultimate Insult

Heavy rain..

In Bus Stop people wer waiting in queue 4 bus,

1 beggar came, collected money frm every1 n called an auto n went home..;-)

Vadivelu style sms

Paditha udan "FORWARD" Pannavum....

"Devathai" Madhiri Irunthalum..

Ennathaan Oru Ponnu Photo'la "Devathai" Madhiri Irunthalum..,

Negative'la Ava "Pisasu" Madhirithaan Irupaa..!?
By
Negativa Yosipor Sangam

Sir ennoda wifea kaanom

MAN: Sir ennoda wifea kaanom.

POST MASTER: Idhu post office sir.
Police stationla poi complaint kudunga.

MAN: iyo sandhosathula enga poradhune theriyalaye..

Everything will follow u

Hitler:
When u r in light,everything will follow u But when u enter dark even ur own shadow will not follow u.!
That is Life.

Sachin birthday & Thala birthday

The relation betw'n
Sachin & Ajith is
"Sachin birthday is Ajith(Shalini) wedding day"
"Ajith birthday is Sachin(Anjali) wedding day".
what' a cute couples..

Tamilsms:Great words by Alexander

"I never take right decision,

I take decision and make it right"

That's called attitude....!

Pretty Thought

    
"You can't Realise the affection of Someone who is always with u.

But ll feel for them after Missing their affection"...

Lovely kavidhai

Unnai thavira yaaraiyum paarkka viruppam illai,
aanaalum paarkkirean ellaavatrilum un mugam therivathaal.
"I MISS U MY FRND".

Angry HOD and student

Angry HOD: Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool than u?

STUDENT ashamed looks down...

HOD: Don't look down.

Look at me..!!! :-D

Life is very short

Life is very short So,
*Break ur silly ego,
*Forgive quickly,
*Believe slowly,
*Love truly,
*Laugh loudly &
*Never avoid anybody who makes u smile.

Keep ur relation alive

"Death is not the biggest loss in life,
the biggest loss is When Relationships die
among us when we are alive" so keep ur relation alive.

HEIGHT OF STATUS

HEIGHT OF STATUS:
Lady goes 2 a fruit shop..

Shopkeeper: Ur dog is eating my fruits

Lady: Shona, dont eat d fruits without

washing them

COUPLES r made in HEAVEN

"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"


Hmmm.....
Dats y it is said dat
"COUPLES r made in HEAVEN.

Excllent lines said by a friend

Excllent lines said by a friend
"I have no words 2 explain my friendship"
Because i have got amazing person
who can understand even my silence.
:)

Enjoy your LIFE, with smile

* Thousands of Yesterday are Gone.
millions of Tomorrow will Come.
But there is only One TODAY..
So Enjoy your LIFE, with smile and happines... Happy mrng .. Have a happy day*

"wat is FORGIVENESS?"

A little boy askd,"wat is FORGIVENESS?"
A man gave a lovely reply,"It's the wonderful smell that a flower gives when it's being crushed"

" DUBAAKOOR " DAy

Hi,
Today is
" DUBAAKOOR " DAY
Yaarlam
" DUBAAKOOR "nu Ungalukku Thonutho, Avangalukku intha sms Anupunga.

Enakku therinja
No.1
" DUBAAKOOR "
neenga dhan...

Proposed to me

Wife: Look At that drunkard.
Husband:Who is he?
Wife:10yrs back he proposed to me & I rejected him




Husband: oh my god, he is still celebrating!

MUTE AND CUTE

Wats the difference btwn MUTE AND CUTE?




Think, think



Dont know?


GAmmunu irundhaa mute.
GUmmunu irundhaa cute.

Ungal anbukaga....

==>Parthu kondirukum uravai vida,.. Kaathu kondirukum uravuku thaan pasam athigam.., so yendrum Kaathiruppen ungal anbukaga.... my dear friend

Lkg boy's love kavithai

Lkg boy's love kavithai:- aval paadham patta idamellam muthamittaen, Aanal aval en ammavidam sonnal:
"aunty! unga paiyan mannu thinguraan"

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect Her
Honour Her
Love Her
Protect Her
Care For Her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY:
Just Smile Once
&
The Game Is Over.

2 Ladies fighting for a seat

2 Ladies fighting 4 a seat in bus.

Condcter: who s More Aged should sit here

Both Looked At Each othr & the seat remained Empty..:-D

No market for ur emotions

One of d great lesson which I got from life:
"There is no market for ur emotions.
So never advertise ur feelings,
Just display ur attitude!"

Kid's LOVE letter

Kid's LOVE letter:
Dear pinki,
I love u.
My dream i see u.
Evrywhere u.
U no, i live no.
I come red shirt tomorow. U love i,
u come red frock.
I wait down mango
tree. U no come,
I jump tree.
Sure come.

Yours lovely,
Tinku
UKG A.

Girl replies...

Darling,
Your letter mummy see..
Papa
beat me,
Mummy angry.
Lock me room.
I no come. Please no jump. I love u.
Yours lovely
pinki
UKG B....

Diffrent friends (Facebook)

When U Fall Horribly,
.
A Friend wil Help U to Get Up..
.
A Good Friend wil Laugh at U..
.
& Ur Best Friend wil Clik Ur Photo & Upload on
'FACEBOOK'

Machi treat enga

Kayappaduthi kaanamal pogum kadhalai-vida, kaari thuppinalum treat keatkkum natpe sirandhadhu... By-"nanbenda.."

BEER & PETROL r Same Price!

Finally it Happened:
BEER & PETROL r Same Price!
2 Choices r There
.
.
.
DRINK & WALK!
.
.
Or
.
.
DONT DRINK & DRIVE

'Machi papera thooki kaami..'

After death!!
GOD told every1 to write der MISTAKES in a paper.
Den I heard Ur voice


'Machi papera thooki kaami..'

My friends Always Rocks
Happy day...

Friendship like a cigarets. . . .

Sum Frnds r lyk smell of Cigarets vich stay in Fingertips 4 short time
But True Frnds r lyk Nicotines in Cigaretes vich stay in Heart til Death.

Soft word's can touch

"Hard word's can't touch any soft heart.."
"But soft word's can touch any hard heart.."
"So speak in a soft way.."
"The world will be yours.."

Dad and son

DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent,
SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstick,but i gave fevistick.No chip chip..no chik chik.

Tharuthala (funny)

Un pokil po
Un vazhiyil Yosi
Ninaipathai pesu
Nee virumbuvathai Sei
Appodhu than ellarum Solvargal
"Tharuthala yaar pechaiyum kekama poguthu par''

Enjoy Ur life

Believe correctly,Learn practically,Behave decently
Plan accordingly,Earn honestly,Spend wisely
Save regularly,Then Enjoy Ur life COMPLETELY

Naughty student..

   TEACHER: Ennada naan varumpothu mattum kannadi podura.?

STUDENT: Doctorthan solli irukirar thalavali varumpothu

mattum kannadi potta pothumnu.

Class room (sleeping students)

   A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog .
So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher
by
last bench association.

Marana nosecut

Girl-Nee mattum enaku husbanda vantha kandipa coffeela visathapotu koduthuruven.
BOY-Nee enaku wife'a vantha kandipa nan athai vaangi kudichiduven

NO MONEY, NO HONEY (Feel of 2011 love)

kadhalika
"kangal"
matum pothum.

but


continue pana "kaasu"
venum machi.
NO MONEY:-
NO HONEY:-
Enna vazhka da ithu...

Definition of mokka. . .

Explain mokka in detail? (8 marks)

A mokka is defined as a comedy or a joke without a laugh.

Characteristics:
1. None will laugh after a mokka
2. Every one will say oussss...

Applications:
1. We can put mokka when talking .

DISADVANTAGE:
A Strong moka can even cause blood in ears

Advantage:
1. Its simple & easy to put.
2. The speciality in it is that everyone can put mokkais.

By Romba Theory paper padikum sangam...

Good ni8 frnd

From:
Busiya Erundhum AlatiKkaamal msg anuPpuvor sangam

To:
Vettiya ErunThum busiya erukkira maadhiri build-up tharuvoar sangam"

Message :
Gud night friend

Funny friends

Friend1-Dai machan nethu unga veetuku poi unna yenganu
Keaten. unga appa antha "Madu" yengayachum Meya poi irukkumnu sonnaruda.
Yenakku romba
Kashtama irukkuda.

Friend2-Athu kooda paravalada, naan thirumbi vanthathum
Unna thedi oru
"ERUMAI" vanthuttu
Poguthunu sonnaruda.
Friend1-?????

Heart attack'na Yenna..

        Heart attack'na

Yenna..?
Bus Stop'la Oru super Figure Unnaiyea look vidum..

Unakku Pada Padapa irukum..

Athu Unna Paarthu Sirikkum..

Unakku Kai kaal lesa Nadungum..

Athu Un Pakkathula Varum..

Unakku Vearththu Kottum.

Ava thannoda Azhakana lips'sa Thoranthu

"Anna" Intha Love letter'ra

Unga friend(Ur name)kita

Kuduthudungkanu

Sollum Pothu Un Ithayathula
Dommunu Oru Saththam Ketkum Paaru.

Athu than

HEART ATTACK.

possesiveness on anyone

Don't keep more love or more possesiveness on any1 in this world
bcoz wn they leave u,
tat space in ur heart wil remain empty til death...

More than your "Ego"

"Compromising" doesn't mean that you are wrong & someone is right,
It only means that you value your "Relationship" much more than your "Ego.....

"FRIENDSHIP" is a river...

"LOVER" is a flower..That will be fresh only for a hour.!

but...

"FRIENDSHIP" is a river...that will flow for ever..!!!

so never miss ur frnds..

What is Poison..?

Someone Asked Buddha. "What is Poison..? He gave a Great Answer. "Everything Excess in Life is Poison."

Cute Hikoo

Cute Hikoo-->>>

Nee un nanbarkalidam pesum podhu ennai marandhu vidukirai

By

"KAVALAIGAL"... . Have a nice day wid ur lovable friends.....

Enakkul Un Ninaivum

"Unakkul En Ninaivum",

"Enakkul Un Ninaivum"

Irukkum varai

Namakkul pirivu

Enbathe Illai....

Fall in love with U

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.

Even d mirror will fal in lov wit u,

BCuz u r so cute.!

For more JOKES recharge

Rs.30/mth to my number... :)

ROJAKKALIN KANNEER

Ellorukum Therium "PANNEER" Oru Vaasanai Thiraviyam Endru...

Aanal.,Yarukku Theriyum Athu Alagaana
'ROJAKKALIN KANNEER' Yendru :-)

Kasigiradhu kadhal

vazhkaiku mudivedu endren...vazhkaiyaiye mudithu vaithai...thudikirathu idhayam...kasigiradhu kadhal

Un kal padhitha idathil en kalarai

mudivai ketkiren.....mudiyathu entralum....mudithu vai.... un kal padhitha idathil en kalarai

Feel ur feelings

Every frnd can say i can understand ur feelings , but true frnd can say " i can feel ur feelings " ie true luv of a true frnd....

Sweetest propose by a Lover on birthday

Sweetest propose by a Lover on Birthday:

"I WILL BE WAITING FOR ALL UR BIRTHDAYS UNTIL YOU ACCEPT MY HEART AS A GIFT..."

Funny passenger sms

Driver: Sorry sir petrol mulusa dry aaiduchu. Inimel oru adi kuda munnadi nagarathu..
Passgr : mm... sari reverse edu veettukkavathu pogalaam....

Funny punch ever

Anaconda'kum, Aluminiya gundakum enna vidhyasam?!



Thannikulla iruntha athu anaconda,

Ulla Thanni iruntha athu aluminiya gunda...!

Good night ( tiger )

Tiger thoongum bothu naama elupinalum,
naama thongumbothu tiger elupinalum,
Sangu namakuthan.
So,Don't disturb ME.
I am going to sleep. gud ni8..

Iniya iravil

Iniya iravil




Jilendra pani kaatril




Nee urangum neram






Kosu kadithaal





Naan enna panna mudiyum
Sorinjittu thungu...!
Good Ni8

Namma natpu oru vengayam madhiri

Namma natpu oru vengayam madhiri

yean?

Cut panni paaru, kannu kalangum!!

Mudiyala la, ennalayum than. Dont feel.!! Forward it to other vengayams.!

Unnai nesikum

Unnai verukum ullam thaan unake theriyamal unnai nesikum...!

Unnai nesikum oru ullamthaan unake theriyamal un uyiraga irukkum.

Love pannunga

"Love pannunga sir! Life nalla irukum!" - Mynaa

"Moodikitu Padinga Sir! Life Innum Nalla irukum!" - My Naina. 

;)

You a Legend

"Working Towards Success Will Make You A Master,

But

Working Towards Satisfaction Makes you A Legend".

I'm here, 2 disturb u

Some friends forget

Some move away

Some keep silent

Some just

change

But I'm not 1 of them

I'm here, 2 disturb u 4ever.....!!!

World's shortest Truth

"Your prestige is in the tip of your tongue...."

Daddy ungaluku beer

A small boy and his father went to a
restaurant.

Father: waiter 1 beer & 1 icecream.

Boy: yean daddy
ungaluku beer pidikatha?;)

Father:!!?

Naan parka Naan parka

Man1: "Naan parka Naan parka
Naan" Vangi Enga Iruku?

Man 2: Neenga Ena Solringane Puriyala..


Man 1: ICICI Bank Yenga Irukunu Tamil la Keten pa

Height of Interest

Height of Interest :

A man saw a board at d center Of a River, he tried 2 read,
bt he can't,
So he swims in2 d river & read it...





"CROCODILES INSIDE - DONT SWIM".
Start music.! :-)

Short but sweet

Short But Sweet . . .

"Easy to Love Your Lovable One..

But Difficult to Show It Every Day"

Always chosen

A beautiful quote by chanakya...

Don't be too honest in this world

because

Straight trees are always chosen first for cutting....

Nice words

"Don't Make Permanent Decisions On Temporary Emotions"

Un mugathai kaatu

In a bus,

Wife: Ennanga pinnadi irunthu oruthan en kaala suranduraan.

Husband: apadiya! Thirumbi un mugatha kaatu saagatum tharuthala...

" NANBAN "

" MANAIVI "
kadavul thantha varam..!

" THAAI "
kadavuluku nigaraana varam..!

" NANBAN "

kadavuluku kooda kidaikatha varam.
Tatz Frnds...

Malar pondra un idhayathukul

"Malar pondra un idhayathukul vaasamaaga pirakka aasai padugiren"..!
Yean thareyuma ?

NEE udhirumpodhu >unnudan naanum madindhu poga.!

Un - SIRIPU ! EN - ANBU ! Nam- NATPU !

ROJA pu vaadum, MALLIGAI pu vaadum, MULLAI pu vaadum, THALAM pu vaadum, Aanal, Vaadatha PU? Un - SIRIPU !
EN - ANBU !
Nam- NATPU !

Nice words

Nice words-
"Don't Make Permanent Decisions On Temporary Emotions"

Un Imaigalai Methuvaka Moodi

Un Imaigalai Methuvaka Moodi,Yennai Nenaithupaar,Un Idhayam Thudikkum Thudippil Naan Iruppean,Un Sumaikalai Thangum Innoru IDHAYAMAGA..!

un idhayathil ( sweet heart )

Ninaivugalil enai thedathae.

Un manadil nan kudi irupen.

Enai parka asai irundal,

un idhayathil

kai vaithu par Nan Thudipadu puriyum un anbukaga....

Life oru roja chedi mathiri

Life oru roja chedi mathiri.
athil mullum irukum malarum irukum mullai kandu bayanthu vidathae. Malarai kandu mayangi vidathae.'that is life

friend ship kavithai

friend ship kavithai:" Natpae" Nee En Uyiraga Mattum Iru'! Idayamaga Iruka Vendam! Yean Endral Unnai Thudikka vitu Naan Uyir Vaala Virumbavillai...

Un manadil nan kudi irupen.

Ninaivugalil enai thedathae.

Un manadil nan kudi irupen.

Enai parka asai irundal,

un idhayathil

kai vaithu par Nan Thudipadu puriyum un anbukaga....

Diff btwn Notebook & Facebook.

Diff btwn Notebook & Facebook?


Note bookla teacher matumthan correct panna mudiyum.

but "facebookla" teacheraye correct panna mudiyum.

Master Blaster Sachin Tendulkar

Wonderful formula to reach ur goal :

" Practise like a Devil and play like an Angel."

- Master Blaster Sachin Tendulkar. 

Nenga than "VENNAI"

...Yaar Manasula yaaru....

Milk manasula thayir!

Thayir manasula mour!

Mour manasula yaaru?

Vera yaru..

Nenga than
"VENNAI"...
Cool cool.cool

Awesome quote;

Awesome quote;

"People who hate you are just the confused admirers,
Because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you."

Ethukku husband'a potu adikkira?

Girl1-Ethukku husband'a potu adikkira?

Girl2-pudusa bike vangi en name'a otti irukaru?

G1-nallathu thane

Gl2-Adi podi
''kicker''la
Otti irukaru?
G1-??

poorikatta adi

Wife:Vela kaaranuku enn unga shirt kuduthenga?
Hus:enn enaachu?
Wife:Neengatha nu ninachu.

Hus:ninachu!?! Ninachu?!



Wife:
Puri kattayaala adichiten!

To know difference between.. Best Frnd AND Just Frnd

...READ CLEARLY..

To know difference between..
Best Frnd AND
Just Frnd

JF: Calls ur name sweetly..

BF: Calls u always with stupid silly names or the name's which you dont like..

JF: Has never seen u cry..

BF: Cry with u or stop u cryng..

JF: Will never hurt u.

BF: Hurts u of then with 1000's of apologies.

JF: Knows a few things about u..

BF :Could write a book about u..

Jf : Would ignore this msg.

BF: Will send this 2 all bst Frnds.

Height of Tension:

Height of Tension:

Obama updates his facebuk status"LADEN IS KILLED,JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE"
after sumtym he gets notfication

Laden Likes ur status!

What's wedding day?

What's wedding day?
A wedding is the day When a boy stands on a stage & watches al other cute girls & cries inside.

"ENAKU PONNU PATHAPA ENGADI PONENGA"

Great Lines

"If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong."

- Great Lines said by




Tailor gobaalu.
Elathukume shakespeare a ethir partha eppudi pa...:-)

Showing ur love

Showing ur love on others,u dont lose anything...

Showing ur anger on others u never win anything..!



So, Be Lovable to all.

Love propose ( galata )

Boy went and proposed a girl

Girl -wat will u do for me.

Boy -i will do wat ever u want ,I will bring star from the sky ,

I will jump from where ever you tell,

I will do anything for u..

Girl - can you complete B.E. Without arrears??

Boy - thangachi vituku po ma.. AMMA thedaporanga 

IMAIKKUM EN KANGAL

"IMAIKKUM" EN

"KANGAL"

Unnai

Parkkamal Irukkalam Aanaal Thudikkum

En

"ithayam"

Unnai yeppo thum Nenaikka Marappathillai!!

Kadhal Kavithai-

Kadhal Kavithai-
Kaatrum manakirathu. Kaaranam, Athu un swasathaiyum serthu sumandhu varugiradhe athanaldhaan....

Heart says

All Beautiful things start from Heart..

All Bad things start from Mind..

Never let the Mind rule your Heart..

Let the Heart rule ur Life..

Love letter...

Niraya per love letter eluthuranga Ellorum muthal lettera enakku

than anuppuranga

Nenachu parunga

naan evlo alagunu

By

KUPPAI THOTI..'

Fantastic love line

Fantastic love line :

Oru malarai virumbinen . . .

Pala malargal kuvinthana . . .

En "kallaraiyil"

NATPU

"NATPU"

'N' 4 "Nambikai"

'A' 4 "Anbu"

'T' 4 "Thiyagam"

'P' 4 "Paasam"

'U' 4 "Unmai"

SO I LIKE UR friend ship...

"UNMAYAGA" neasi

"Vaalkaiyil sandhosam vendumendral unnai neasi...

Aanal, santhosamae valkaiyaga vendumenral unnai virumbum uravugalai "UNMAYAGA" neasi...

Funny friends sms

Frnd1 : Machi "Poli" doctor nu therinjum,,,
yen da andha clinic ku pona..?

Frnd2 : Doctor poliya irundhalum,,,

Nurse "jaliyaa" Pesura machi.

Hardest moments

The Hardest moments r not when tears flow from ur eyes, its when u hav to hide d tears in ur eyes with a smile 2 remove tears from someonelse's eyes:

LKG Baby in Telephone..

Dad: Endha Phone Vanthaalum Naan Veetla Illainu Sollumma..

Baby : Sarippa.. Phone: Tring tring... 

Baby: Hello... Enga Appa Veetla irukaru Aprama Pesunga.

Appa: Yemma irukenu Sonna?

Baby: Nilamai Puriyaama Pesatheengappa.. Adhu Ennoda Lover!

LKG Rockz......

Very true lines:

Very true lines:- ''Distance starts when words are unspoken",

So speak frankly and frequently to your lovable ones....!

Power 2 face

Umbrella cant stop the rain but make us 2 stand in rain.

Confidence may not bring success but it gives a power 2 face any challenge.

Shakespear said

Shakespear said:

"I always feel happy"

You know why?

Because I dont expect anything

from anyone!!.

Expectations always hurt.

'Lovely kavithai'

'Lovely kavithai':

Suriyan varaintha azhagana oviyam...!

''en nizhal''. :-) Dont cry.

Sila unmaigal kasakka than seiyum.. Gud night.

En Nanbargal

En Nanbargal :

-Kaaranam illamal sirika katru koduthargal.,

-Canteenil panam illamal sapida katru koduthargal.,

-Bit adithu matikondal,

dhairiamai nirka katru koduthargal.,

-Padikaamal passaga katru koduthargal.,

Katru koduka maranthu vitargal.,

Avargalai pirinthu thaniyea epadi vaalvathu endru..?

U r my lvble frnd... Yours memories remember till my death..

"Natpin" ninaivugalai.

Pirakkum

pothu

Naan

ethaiyum

kondu

varavillai..

Aanal

Naan

Irakkum

pothu

kandipaaga

Kondu

selven..

paasamaana

ungal

"natpin"

ninaivugalai.

LOVE is a Organization of LIFE

FRIEND is a Foundation of LOVE..LOVE is a Organization of LIFE..LIFE is a Distribution of FEELINGS..FEELINGS r d Construction of FRIENDSHIP.

Easy to Love

Short but Sweet:

"Easy to Love, But difficult to Prove"...

Naan vaithulla anbu ( kavithai)

Un viral nagam pola naan!

Nee vetti yerinthalum kooda,

Un meethu naan vaithulla anbu valarnthu konde irukkum.

Two beautiful facts

1-The most affectionate person fights more than an enemy

2-U easily melt like butter when the most Lovable person says 'am Sorry'!

Your lovable ones.

''Distance starts when words are unspoken",
So speak frankly and frequently to your lovable ones....!

Hide the tears

The Hardest moments r not when tears flow from ur eyes, its when u hav to hide d tears in ur eyes with a smile 2 remove tears from someonelse's eyes

Sethan da unga appan

Son: Amma ethir veetu aunty peru enna?


Mom: Priya da.

Son: Dad-ku adhu kooda theriyala ma. Darling-nu kupuduraru

Mom: Sethan da unga appan.....

Golden Rule of Life

Golden Rule of Life:
"Be Good Enough to Forgive Someone
But
Don't Be a Stupid To Trust Them Again"
Think Of It..!

DON'T MISS UR frnds.

Natkal irunthapozuthu natpin arumai puriyavillai,
natpin arumai purigindrapozthu natkal nam kaiyel illai...
Its true DON'T MISS UR frnds...

STAY SINGLE, ROCK YOUR LIFE

Advantages of NOT HAVING A "LOVER"

1. Save time.
2. Can sleep well.
3. Don't have to bother about missed calls.
4. Don't have to worry about how you look.
5. Can eat in any restaurent.
6. No boring sms in the middle of the night.
7. Can talk with any one.
8. Can go anywhere with anyone.
9. Don't have to listen to same old crap jokes.
"NO LOVER
NO TENSION"
"STAY SINGLE, ROCK YOUR LIFE"

Success and failure

Success
Is Not
Permanent.
And Failure
Is Not Final.

So,
Never Stop Working After Success.& Never
Stop Trying
After Failure..

Password incorrect (mr.bean)

Smartness:
Mr.Bean changed al his pswd 2 'incorrect', so wenever he forgets, den d computer reminds him,
"Ur pswd s incorrect"...
THINK DIFF:)

Today kadi

Today KADI;
Erumbu ninaicha
yar kaalai
vendumaanalum
kadikalam.

Ana yar ninaichalum
erumbu kaalai
kadikka
mudiyathu

College lollu (mokkah)

College Lollu :
Boy: Yei Unaku S.M.S Free thane Enaku Message Anupuda,
Girl :Thodaa Enakku Incoming kooda tha free
Nee Phone Pannu pakkalam....

Sweet dreams(mokkah)

Take One Glass Full Of Sugar And Put It Into Yours Eyes and You Will Have Sweet Dreams If You Want Masala Dreams Try the Chilly Powder.
Good ni8

Accident

Last nit i dreamt of u.
U were travelling in bus.
Suddenly d bus lost control n fell into a River.
Every1 Swam 2 save their life bt u were still Swimming Searchng 4 sum1 And...
Then i heard ur voice sayin -
.


Yov...Conducter Balance 50ps Engaya..? ;-)

They Must reply

Everyday I think of u...
U too think of me....
But the difference is...
when i think of u...i send u a msg...
But U think of me only after receiving my msg....am i right??

God is ur rider

Wining horse doesn't
know Y it runs.It runs bcoz rider beats n it Pains.Life is a race,God is ur rider,If u r in pain then think,God wants u 2 win.