Kaneer kavithai

Pirivai ninaithu kavidhai

yeludhinen,

kaagidham nanaindhu

vitadhu.

Piragu thaan

therindhadhu

vandhadhu kavithai alla,

en kanner yendru.

Good morning sms

welcome to new morning with a

smile on ur face ,love in ur

heart,good thoughts in ur mind

& u will have a wonderfull

day,gud morning

Sweet dreams..

No matter if the sky is black or

blue, No matter if there are stars

or moon, As long as your heart is

true Sweet dreams will always be

with u. Good Night!

good night sms

The love we shared will see u

through,

Hold on with all ur might,

Toall the faith and love we

shared

For this iz just Good-Night.

Funny insult msg

Power cut aana

ellorum

match box

theduvanga,

torch light

theduvanga,

aana na mattum

unna theduven.

yenna nee thaan

"TUBE LIGHT"

aache.. Ha..ha........,.

Style of Success

Risk is my life.

Possible is my love...

Impossible is my aim...

Dangerous is my game...

So, Play with me...

Because,

"SUCCESS" is my name...

Beautiful fact lines

#Fact of life:

V never accept our mistakes..

:-)

#Fact of love:

V want our lover to be in contact with us alwz

:-)

#Fact of studies:

V learn good things to do all bad things in a smart manner..

:-)

#Fact about god:

V ve never seen him but v still believe him

:-)

#Fact about parents:

Having god nearby and searching elsewhere

:-)

#Fact about friends:

Cant even imagine a life without them

:-)

#Fact of this sms: V fwd it to ple whom v really love..!

Funny love propose

A guy proposed a girl saying"I luv u.



I was in luv wid u 4m the 1st time I saw u.



I can do any thng 4 u



I can brng d stars 4m d skies.



I can oppose d whole world 4u.



I can live 4u



I can die 4u.





"the girl quitely replied.

.



.

"Anna naaeku english raadu telugu lo cheppandi"

Feel of lover

Ninaivugal unnai thoda thoda un manathil naan irupen.

Ennai parka aasaipattal un ithayathil kai vaithu paar

naan thudipathu unaku puriyum...

Funny lovers msg

Onc a girl askd her lvr- Y we hav units 2 measure

Weight

Height

Force

Speed

Distance etc.



Bt nthng to measure

Luv

Trust

Frndshp..





Boy thought for a while,



Lookd into her deep eyes nd went near her ears nd said-













Dho paar,

Saavadikaadha..

Already na physics la failu.....

Koundamani vs senthil msg

Koundamani:dai naaya raathri mobile charge podatha, Battery blast aagidum.



Senthil: Enakku theriyum nai, athukku thaan battery'a eduthuttu charge podurain.



Koundamani:ada bluetooth mandaiya

Understandable msg

Purinjaa Puriyuthunu Sollanum. Puriyalana Puriyalanu Sollanum. Puriyama Purinjuthunu Sonna Purinjathum Puriyama Poidum. Purinchatha Puriyalainu Sonna Puriyadhadum Puriyadhu. Naan Solradhu Purinjutha Puriyalaya.? Purincha Purinchidhunu Sollu Puriyalana Puriyalanu Sollu Purinchikittu Puriyalainu Sollatha Puriyama Purinchudhunu Sollatha Unakku Purinchudha Illai Puriyalayaanu Yenakku Puriyara Maadiri Sollu Paarppom. Enna purinchuthaa!

Good son , busted dad msg

Mom : Yen da alara?
Son : Appa enaku kiss tharala..
Mom : Nee nalla padi appa unaku kiss tharuvaru..
Son : Namma veetu velakkari enna IAS a padicha..?
Mom : ?!?!?!

Wife vs husband

SUN MUSIC

LADY: nenga enga

irunthu pesuringa?



MAN: thee nagar



LADY: oh nanum thee

nagar than

endha area?



MAN: saai apartments



LADY: ada, nanum antha apartment than

unga flat number enna?



MAN: 4/B



LADY: kindal pannathinga

athu en flat number



MAN: saniyane naan un

purushandi

SAAVI ENGADI IRUKKU

Funny msg for ever

"Lattum uro naan"

"Usool uro naan"

"Ukkurik uro naan"

"Maihtiap uro naan'





Enna Puriyaliya? Intha Msga Reversla Padinga Neenga Yarunu Puriyum...

Beautiful line msg

One Beautiful £ine written on the back of

T-shirt-:



"Great leaders are rare so I am following

Myself. . ."

Extreme of asking treat..

To all my frnds:
"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

Kitchen galatta

Wife: Darling, naalaiku namma

wedding day, so idhuvarai naan

paarkaadha place’ku ennai

kootittu poganum. Okva?

Husband: sari dear. vaa

kitchenukku pogalaam.

Figuru msg

Ethir veetu figura sariya
pakkamudiyama kastapaten ana
ippo pakathu theru figure kuda
nalla theriuthu..
Thanks 2
VASANEYE CARE.
(naanga irukom);-)

Funny cricketers msg(world cup)

Dhoni: Yenda appadi keta?



Sreesanth: illa Captain athu vanthu.....



Dhoni: Yenda enna pathu andha kelvi keta?



Sree: Mannichidunga captain theriyama kettutaen.



Dhoni: Enna patha unaku epadi da theriuthu . Eppadi da enna pathu antha kelvi keta?



Sachin: Appadi enna kelvi than avan ketutan, Pavam.



Dhoni: ulaga kopaiya nama vachirukom, atha vachi irundha antha 2ndu FIGURE'a ippa yaru vachi irukaanganu kekuran...

Wineshop msg :)

Confident Lines On A WINE SHOP Board..

"Men Who Love A Girl Truly,

Will One Day Love Me Too..." :)

Gilma msg ;)

'Unnidam irrupathai nee ulagathuku kaattu, ulagam unnai nesikum..!

sonnavarkal







-Nayanthara,
-Namitha,
-shreya...

Student vs teacher msg

Teacher: Pasangala.. Neengellam Nalla Padichu Namma Naattuku Nalla Peru Vaangi Tharanum.
Student:- yen 'INDIA'ingra Peru Nalla dhane Iruku...

Funny LOVE letter

MAN 1: Nurseku love letter kudukum pothu mistake panniten.







MAN 2: Enna mistake da.









MAN 1: letter la

I LOVE YOU SISTER nu Eluthiten.:-)

Funny insult msg

Onnu Mattum Nalla Therinjuko.. . ADIKKADI Msg Anupura na onnum Velai Illatha veti officerum Illa... . Adha Padichittu DELETE Pandra nee onnum DOCOMO company owner'um Illa. . Rendu perum "dubacur" than. . Neenga no.1 dubacur.

Nan no.2. dubacur avlothaan different......:-)

funny dad and magal

LKG girl in Telephone..



Appa: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illanu sollu..

Magal: serippa..

Tring tring...

Magal: Hello... Appa veetla thaan irukar.

Appa: yenma irukenu sonna?

Magal: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa... Athu ennoda lover!

LKG rockz...

Smile sms

Boomi sirithal

Boogambam.



Kadal sirithal

Sunami



kaatru sirithal

puyal.

Enn Friend

Ne sirithal

Punnagai.



Un mobile

Sirithal

En "sweet sms".

police thirudan sms

Thirudan1: Raathiri

evvalavu thirudinom

endru ennamalae,

panatha olicchu

vachu'ttomae.

Thirudan2: No problem,

naalaikku paper'la

varum la, appam

paarthu'kkalam.

funny 'JEPPIER' english.

In Tamilnadu , there is a well
known person by name , Mr.
Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama
deemed university and some
more self financing
colleges , always speaks in
English. That college students
have collected & published a
book by name "Jappier's Spoken
English"
...... Njoy ............with
his......... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic
English sentences from the great
"Jappier's Spoken English"
# At the ground:
------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight
circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please
comes her...{Means: girl with
specs
please
come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
------------ ---------
I talk , he talk , why you middle
middle talk?
# While punishing students:
------------ --------- --
You , rotate the ground four
times...
You , go and understand the
tree...
You three of you stand together
separately.
Why are you late - say YES or
NO .....(?)
# While addressing students
about Dress Code: (he is very
strict abt this )
------------ --------- --
Every body should wear dress to
college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no
nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U
shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the
campus and put it oout side the
campus
# Sir at his best:
------------ ---
Sir had once gone to a film with
his wife. By chance , he
happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre ,
though the boy did no t see
them.
So the next day at s school... (to
that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema
Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class
room:
------------ --------- --------- ---------
-------
Open the doors of the window.
Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window.
Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I
will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal
JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class.
(Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u
three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows
please. I have winter in my nose
today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal
especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some
Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a
college function , by the time he
reached , the function had
begun , so he went to the dais ,
and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2
muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry
no .... U get good marks , I the
happy , tomorrow u get good
job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u
marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs college of
engineering fresh years day
2003:
"No ragging this college.
Anybody rag we arrest the police
"

Tamil kadi

Engineering Collegela padichu
Engineer aagalaam, Presidency
collegela
padichu president aaga
mudiyumaa?!

tamil kadi sms

Gangai aathula meen

pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula

meen pidikkalaam .. aana

Iyer aathula meen pidikka

mudiyuma?

funny father sms

Teacher: unga payyan
ippadi niraya
kudikiranea, neenga
ketka koodatha?
Father: naan
kettathuku ..Intha
sarakku unakku
othukkathu..Appadinu
sollittan sir...

husband and wife sms

Wife : yenga nan karpama iruken

Hus : ha! nalla vishayam

unga appa, amma kita sonniya?

Wife : ponga, nan college

padikum pothu sonnathuke

adichanga...

College Galatta sms

Professor: Yeanda,naan paadam
nadathum boadhu,
ennai ketkkaama avan velliya
poraan.?
Student :Sir Avanukku
Thookkathula Nadakkura
Viyaadhi

College funny song sms

"College oru ROADHANAI.
Classroom VEADHANAI.
Leckcharar thaalaatum VEENAI.
Semester Yenbadhu SOADHANAI.
Yellaathaiyum kadandhu
Pass aavadhey
SAADHANAI.! SAADHANAI."!

Lovers plan Suicide.

Lovers plan Suicide.

Boy jumps First.

Girl Closed her eyes and returned.

Boy in air Opens

Parachute and says

"Theriyum dee

unga thilaalangadi vealai".

Mr.bean funny sms

Manager : Yenga Bank'la Interest Illaama Loan kodukkiroam..





Mr.Bean : Kodukkaradha konjam Sandhoashama kodukkalamla, yean

Interest Illaama kodukkireenga.?.!

funny logic sms

Postman Brings "Post"

MilKman Brings "MilK"

Paperman Brings "Paper"


Then Why Does Fireman Bring "Water".?

Idha Sonna MoKKa Poadureanu Solraangappa..

college funny sms

Prof: Padikura pasanga oru naalaiku 7 manineram thoongina podhum..!

Deepak: Adhu eppadi sir mudiyum..! college'e 5 hours dhaane nadakkudhu..!

funny rich sms

Rich man: today i have 14 cars, 15 hotels,8 farmhouses,crores of bankbalance...wat do u have?



POOR MAN: I hav a son and

he is loving ur daughter:-

funny sms

Ethir veetu figure sariya theriyama kashtapaten, aana ipo pakkathu theru figure kooda nalla theriyuthu!





thanks 2

VASAN EYE CARE.

(naanga irukkom)...

FUNNY UKG TERROR'S

A UKG TERROR'S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL......

SIR: Were did you born?

BOY: Tamil Nadu.

SIR: Which part?

BOY: Enna which part... Whole Body Born in Tamil Nadu..

SIR: ???? Ok.. When Is Your Birthday?

BOY: March 5th.

SIR: Which year?

BOY: Every year...

Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura? un School-la enakku admission vaendam....

Naan paesama poi LKG Girls-ku Tuition eduthu sampatichikiren po ya... neeyum un schoolum...

Student funny sms

Teacher: Paru antha ponnu 90mark vangiruku avala parthavathu olunga padi da.,
.
Boy: ada ponga madam,avala "pathu pathu"than fail aanen!;-)

funny L.K.G lyrics sms

A poem only 4 u :

Inky pinky ponky.

Message reader monkey.

Reader very angry.

Sender very happy.

Sender smiles Reader cries,

Inky pinky ponky :-)

funny Newton's law for students

Newton's latest law..

'To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist in the answer given by the students.:-)

Dad and son funny sms

Appa:nee sight adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:thanni adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:apana Unaku oru kettapalakamu kidaiyatha

Son: poi mattum solluvenpa....!

flight comedy

One guy suddenly got up in a plane nd said 'Hijack'..



Everybody put their hands up then suddenly..





Another guy frm other side got up and said 'HiJohn'..

Both friends hugged each other..





Moral: Nalla kelapurangaya beethiya :-D..

Mr.bean and police

Police:Unga frnd eppadi setharu?

Mr. Bean:Avan vaithula eli odura madiri irundichinnu sonnan athan na

"ELI MARUNDU"

koduthen! bt athukula eli avana konnutu . . .

Husband wife comedy

Hus: Look into my Eyes please

What Do u see?

Tell Me.



Wife: I see Real Love.



Hus: Nasama Pochu.!

Kannula Ennamo Vizhunthiruku Edudi.......! Sweet day

Class room galata

Teacher :
Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar

"Margony"

Stu: Enga
Veetlayum Oru
Radio
Kaanaama
Poochu Sir,
Kandu Pidichu
Kuduppaara.

Teach :??

son kidding mom

What is geth.?



Coming home at late night in frnd's bike, and mom waiting outside with broomstick to beat.. u ask "HI mummy Still cleaning house ah:)



have a happy nite

student comic

HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar
kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?
STUDENT: Sir, nethu school
vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI,
KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.

Worlds sweetest and best kindof Sleeping are ...

worlds sweetest and best kind of

Sleeping are:

1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder

When We Are Alone.

2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when

we are so tired.

3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When

the Teachers Are lecturing...

College Comedy:

Student 1 : Yenda unnai HOD
thiturar?
Student 2: HOD avaroda nayai
kanavillainu paperla news
koduka sonnar. Nan HOD nayai
kanomnu koduthen. Athan!

Ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga

Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga

Hey Jimbalakkadi bamba

Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?

Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .



Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!

Student: Same here

College Jokes

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru

vishayatthai matravargaluku

puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan

oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!

Naughty Joke

Don’t stand too much in front of

MIRROR. Even d mirror will fall in

love with u

BCZ u r so cute.!

For more JOKES recharge Rs.30/

mth to my number

Google Timing Sms

Wife to husband:

U don’t LOVE me at all…

Husband points towards their 5

childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these

from google???

Friendship Vs. Kadhal

What Is The Diff B/W

Understand &

Misunderstand.?

Friend Figure Aachuna

Athu Understand!

Figure Friend Aachuna

Athu Misunderstand..!

swamigal comedy.

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

lattu comedy

Lifela miss pannakudatha 3 gifts

1.LOVER (gifta vandha kadavul)



2. WIFE (kadavul kodutha gift)



3. WIFE SISTER (Kadvulukke theriyaama vantha gift)



" KANNAA moonaavuthu LADDU THINNA AASAYAAA.? "